Grandpa: Again with the fucking chicken.
Richard: Dad.
Grandpa: It's always with the goddamn fucking chicken.

Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.

[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.

Dwayne

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Richard

I can say what I want - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

Grandpa

Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another.

Dwayne

You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest!

Dwayne

There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.

Richard

Frank: Friedrich Nietzsche? You stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche?
Dwayne: [nods]
Frank: Far out.

Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.

Grandpa

Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.

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Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: You are the most beautiful girl in the world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.