Grandpa: Again with the fucking chicken.
Richard: Dad.
Grandpa: It's always with the goddamn fucking chicken.

There are two kinds of people in this world, winners and losers.

Richard

Life is one fuckin' beauty contest after another.

Dwayne

Pageant Official: What is your daughter doing?
Richard: She's kickin' ass... that's what she's doing.

I can say what I want - I still got Nazi bullets in my ass.

Grandpa

[written on piece of paper showing it to Frank] Welcome to hell.

Dwayne

Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just... pretend to be normal.

Richard

Sheryl: [after Frank's suicide attempt] I'm so glad you're still here.
Frank: Well, that makes one of us.

Frank: Friedrich Nietzsche? You stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche?
Dwayne: [nods]
Frank: Far out.

Losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don't even try.

Grandpa

You know what? Fuck beauty contests. Life is one fucking beauty contest after another. School, then college, then work... Fuck that. And fuck the Air Force Academy. If I want to fly, I'll find a way to fly. You do what you love, and fuck the rest!

Dwayne

Sheryl: What did he say?
Richard: I'll tell you when I regain consciousness.

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Little Miss Sunshine Quotes

Listen to me. I got no reason to lie to you. Don't make the same mistakes I made when I was young. Fuck a lotta women, kid. Not just one woman, a lotta women.

Grandpa

Sheryl: He was snorting heroin.
Frank: You were snorting heroin?
Grandpa: [to Dwayne] Let me tell you, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank: Well what about you?
Grandpa: What about me? When you're old, you're crazy not to do it.