Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

John McClane

Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
John McClane: I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!

What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

Greg: [talking to John on walkie-talkie] Mr. McClane, I need you to behave. Can you get him to behave?
Lucy McClane: Daddy? There are only five left.

I'm doing America a favor.

Greg

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

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Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell