What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

I'm doing America a favor.

Greg

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

Damn hamster.

John McClane

John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Greg: Mr. McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.

Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

John McClane

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

Greg: [talking to John on walkie-talkie] Mr. McClane, I need you to behave. Can you get him to behave?
Lucy McClane: Daddy? There are only five left.

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Live Free or Die Hard Quotes

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell