Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!

Matt Farrell

Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?

Matt Farrell

Greg: What's your name?
Lucy McClane: Lucy McClane.
Greg: I thought your name was Lucy Gennero.
Lucy McClane: Today it's Lucy McClane.

What is this guy, a hamster?

John McClane

Lucy McClane: Daddy?
John McClane: Lucy baby?
Lucy McClane: There's five of them now!

I can't talk to him, you talk to him.

Thomas Gabriel

Matt Farrell: You okay?
John McClane: I'll let you know in a minute.

Matt Farrell: You just killed a helicopter with a car!
John McClane: I was out of bullets.

Matt Farrell: [re: large explosion] Did you see that?
John McClane: Yeah I saw it. I did it!

Matt Farrell: What're you gonna do?
John McClane: I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em!

The Warlock: [to Matt] Why did you bring a cop to my command center?
John McClane: It's a basement!
The Warlock: Who is this man?

Lucy McClane: Daddy, you're out of your mind.
John McClane: What are you talkin' about?
Lucy McClane: You shot yourself!
John McClane: It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Live Free or Die Hard Quotes

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell