Seriously, when was the last time you turned on the radio to listen to popular music? '70s, '80s?

Matt Farrell

Listening to this is like having a pine cone shoved up my ass!

Matt Farrell

Alright, thats enough of this Kung-Fu bullshit.

John McClane

The Warlock: Oh... so you're a fan of the Fett?
John McClane: No, I was always a fan of Star Wars...

Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

John McClane

Damn hamster.

John McClane

John McClane: Freddy, can you trace these guys?
Greg: Mr. McClane, covering the camera does not turn off the microphone.

Jesus, is the circus in town?

John McClane

All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be, huh?

John McClane

Greg: Officer McClane, you have no idea what I'm capable of!
John McClane: You sound like a very scary guy.

Greg: [talking to John on walkie-talkie] Mr. McClane, I need you to behave. Can you get him to behave?
Lucy McClane: Daddy? There are only five left.

I'm doing America a favor.

Greg

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Live Free or Die Hard Quotes

Matt Farrell: Shouldn't we call for backup or something?
John McClane: Makes too much sense.

Why are you so calm? Have you done that kinda stuff before?

Matt Farrell