Favorite Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes
Eddie: That's quite a raise. That's 150 on my 100.
"Hatchet" Harry: Yeah. And is there anything else you want to say?
As you know this puts us in awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.Eddie
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.Rory Breaker
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Tom
It's been emotional.Big Chris
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."Hatchet" Harry
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.Soap
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!Barry the Baptist
Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!