As you know this puts us in awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.

Eddie

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Rory Breaker

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Tom

I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

"Hatchet" Harry

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Soap

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

John: Jesus, Plank, couldn't you have got smokeless cartridges? I can't see a bloody thi - Ah! Shit! I've been shot!
Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Little Chris: Fuckin' hell John, do you always walk around with this in your pocket?
Big Chris: Hey! You use language like that again son, you'll wish you hadn't!

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

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When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

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