Dog: What the fuck is that?
Mickey: It's me bren gun.
Dog: Couldn't you have thought of something more practical?

Eddie: That's quite a raise. That's 150 on my 100.
"Hatchet" Harry: Yeah. And is there anything else you want to say?

As you know this puts us in awkward position... I don't have enough to continue.

Eddie

If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.

Rory Breaker

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Tom

It's been emotional.

Big Chris

I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

"Hatchet" Harry

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Soap

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

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If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

It's been emotional.

Big Chris