When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.

Barry the Baptist

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Soap

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

It's been emotional.

Big Chris

I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets.

"Hatchet" Harry

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Tom

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Soap

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Winston

Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.

Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!

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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes

If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!

Barry the Baptist

It's been emotional.

Big Chris