Popular Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.Barry the Baptist
Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!
Dog: I'll find you... I'll find you.
Bacon: 'Course you will sweetheart!
[Ties Dog's hands behind him]
Dog: I'll find you.
Bacon: What d'you think this is? Fucking hide and seek?
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
It's been emotional.Big Chris
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."Hatchet" Harry
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Tom
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!Barry the Baptist
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.Winston
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.Soap
Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.