Popular Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes
When you dance with the devil, you wait for the song to stop.Barry the Baptist
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!Barry the Baptist
You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.Soap
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
It's been emotional.Big Chris
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."Hatchet" Harry
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Tom
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.Soap
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.Winston
Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
Plank: Ah! They fucking shot me!
Dog: Well, fucking shoot 'em back!