Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Quotes
We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.Winston
Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.
If you don't want to be counting the fingers you haven't got, I suggest you get those guns. Quick!Barry the Baptist
A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.Soap
I don't want to know who you use, as long as they're not complete muppets."Hatchet" Harry
It's been emotional.Big Chris
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.Tom
Tom: Look, it's all completely chicken soup.
Nick the Greek: It's what?
Tom: It's kosher. As Christmas.
Nick the Greek: The Jews don't celebrate Christmas, Tom.
Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.
If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.Rory Breaker
Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: What was that? Armed? What do you mean armed? Armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!