Favorite Love Actually Quotes
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
Billy Mack
When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish, and now I'm left with no one. Wrinkled and alone.
Billy Mack
Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs. Become a pop star, and they give you them for free.
Billy Mack
Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.
Aurelia
[Natalie, a secretary, is greeting the Prime Minister]
Natalie: Hello, David. I mean "sir". Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. Oh, and now I've gone and said "shit" - twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
Prime Minister: It's fine, it's fine. You could've said "fuck", and then we'd have been in real trouble.
Natalie: Thank you, sir. I did have an awful premonition that I was going to fuck up on the first day. Oh, piss-it!
Jamie: It's my favorite time of day, driving you.
Aurelia: [in Portuguese] It is the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.
Colin
[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.
Aurelia
I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Colin
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.
Jamie
Billy Mack: I realized that Christmas is... is the time to be with the people you love.
Joe: Right.
Billy Mack: And I realized that, as dire chance and... and... and fateful cockup would have it, here I am, mid-50s, and without knowing it I've gone and spent most of my adult life with a... with a chubby employee. And... and much as it grieves me to say it, it... it might be that the people I love is, in fact... you.
Joe: Well, this is a surprise.
Billy Mack: Yeah.
Joe: Ten minutes at Elton John's, you're as gay as a maypole!
Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.
Karen
