Prime Minister: I'm not so sure politics and dating really go together.
The President: Really? I never found that.
Prime Minister: Yes, well, the difference is that you're sickeningly handsome whereas I look increasingly like my Aunt Mildred.

Did you ever have this kind of problem? Yeah - of course you did, you saucy minx.

Prime Minister

Harris Street old lady: Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Prime Minister: Yes, in fact, I am. Merry Christmas. Part of the service, now. Trying to get round to everyone by New Year's Eve.

Daniel: And I'm afraid there's something really wrong, you know. I mean, clearly it's about his mum, but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know.
Karen: At the age of eleven?
Daniel: Maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

Prime Minister: Right. So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Natalie: Right. What should we do?
Prime Minister: Smile. Give a little bow. Wave.

[on phone] Hello, babe. No, I'm not busy, no - fire away.


Get a grip, people hate sissies. No-one's ever going to shag you if you cry all the time.


[on the phone to his sister] I'm very busy and important. How can I help you?

Prime Minister

Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well. Thanks for that, Bill.
Billy Mack: For what?
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Well, for actually giving a real answer to a question. Doesn't often happen here on "Radio Watford" I can tell you.
Billy Mack: Ask me anything you like, I'll tell you the truth.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Uh... best shag you've ever had?
Billy Mack: Britney Spears.
Mikey, DJ interviewer: Wow!
Billy Mack: No, only kidding. She was rubbish.

I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.


Let us go get the shit kicked out of us by love.


American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.


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Let's get pissed and watch porn

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Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

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