John: I might get a shag at last.
Judy: Naughty.

Harry: Right, the Christmas party. Not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise.
Mia: So tell me.
Harry: Pretty basic really. Find a venue, overorder on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.

I just want a glimpse of me in a wedding dress that isn't bright turquoise.

Juliet

I look quite pretty.

Juliet

The President: We love that old thing.
Harry: What is this we're listening to?
Karen: Joni Mitchell.
Harry: I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.
Karen: I love her. And true love lasts a lifetime. Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
Harry: Did she? Oh well that's good. I must write to her some time and say thanks.

Prime Minister: I'm very jealous of your plane, by the way.
The President: We love that old thing.

Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

Jamie's Girlfriend

Tony: You'll come back a broken man.
Colin: Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

Thank you. That will be nice. Yes is being my answer. Easy question.

Aurelia

[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.

Aurelia

Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents. Stupido.

Jamie

Juliet: I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't, don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends.
Mark: Absolutely. Absolutely. Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...
Juliet: This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?

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Let's get pissed and watch porn

Billy Mack

Hurry up big boy, I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.

Jamie's Girlfriend