Oh no, no! This better not be some kind of joke!

MacGruber

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I'm in.

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MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.

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I'm gonna turn Washington DC into a pile of ash.

Dieter Von Cunth

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Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy

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