Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.

MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"

If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!

I'm in.

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MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.

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I'm putting together a team. Its filled with American heroes with over 100 years of combined combat experience... and a whole lot of brotherhood.


I'm in.

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MacGruber Review

Well, so I finally got around to seeing MacGruber. Was it worth it? Yes and no. Before I was able to see MacGruber in person, the film...

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