Popular MacGruber Quotes
Vicki St. Elmo: I'm a virgin.
MacGruber: Not for long.
MacGruber: You're loco, man! Subtitles: "You're crazy, man!"
If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go-- I'll rip as many throats as I have to!
MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom.
Vicki St. Elmo: Upper-decker?
MacGruber:Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl... You look great.