I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Machete don't text.

We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.

Sartana

Sartana: I thought Machete don't text.
Machete: Machete improvises.

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Machete Quotes

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

Machete don't text.

Machete

Machete Review

Not just anyone can disembowel their enemy, yank out his intestines and jump out of a window, only to use said intestines as a rope to...

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