Popular Major League Quotes
Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.
Second base... shit.Jake Taylor
Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.Eddie Harris
This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.Harry Doyle
[at the library, discussing Jake's one-night stand] I had no choice. She bet me 50 dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.Jake Taylor
Lynn Wells: Oh, what a bunch of bullshit! I have a much better body than she does!
[everyone in the library turns to look]
Jake Taylor: She's right.
Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.Willie Mays Hayes
We did it! We did it!Pedro Cerrano, Eddie Harris
Roger Dorn: Don't fuck with me, Vaughn.
Rick Vaughn: Yeah?
Rick Vaughn: Fuck you.
Roger Dorn: What's the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can't you take a little joke?
Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole.
Lou Brown: All right, all right. Knock that shit off.
Roger Dorn: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his shit.
Lou Brown: Shut up, Dorn.
Umpire: You threw at him intentionally!
Rick Vaughn: Oh, kiss my ass!
Umpire: You're gone!
Rick Vaughn: You're full of shit! Fuck you!
Umpire: Get outta here, rookie!
Rick Vaughn: Oh, why don't you blow me ump?
Willie Mays Hayes. I hit like Mays, and I run like Hayes.Willie Mays Hayes