Major League Quotes
Nice catch, Hayes. Don't ever fuckin' do it again.Lou Brown
Rick Vaughn: Fuck you.
Roger Dorn: What's the matter, rookie Fuck-Wad? Can't you take a little joke?
Rick Vaughn: Real fucking funny, asshole.
Lou Brown: All right, all right. Knock that shit off.
Roger Dorn: Lou, you better make it real clear to this little lady that I'm not about to take his shit.
Lou Brown: Shut up, Dorn.
Roger Dorn: Don't fuck with me, Vaughn.
Rick Vaughn: Yeah?
Hats for bats, keep bats warm.Pedro Cerrano
Don't you guys go anywhere. I plan to put on a hitting display.Willie Mays Hayes
Lynn Wells: Oh, what a bunch of bullshit! I have a much better body than she does!
[everyone in the library turns to look]
Jake Taylor: She's right.
[at the library, discussing Jake's one-night stand] I had no choice. She bet me 50 dollars that she had a better body than you and I had to defend your honor.Jake Taylor
This guy threw at his own son in a father son game.Harry Doyle
Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill.Eddie Harris
Second base... shit.Jake Taylor
Tom: Stay away from her.
Jake Taylor: Suck my dick.
Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff.
Roger Dorn: Shit, Harris.
Pedro Cerrano: Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.
Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?