William Parrish: Who is you? Did you tell her who you are?
Joe Black: No.
William Parrish: Does she know here she's going? Huh? You see, Susan went for that poor son of a bitch who's body you took. And everything else since has been aftermath. You say you love her but you don't know what love is. She loves you, she doesn't know who you are. You make a deal you're breaking it. Bottom line is, Joe, you're swindling her soul, and you're doing it with your eyes wide open.
Joe Black: I don't like what you're saying.
William Parrish: I'm past caring what you like and what you don't like. You're stealing my daughter and I'm not gonna let you.

Happy birthday Bill!

Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

William Parrish

Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
Joe Black: Death and Taxes.

When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

William Parrish

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

I should have my head examined again.

Allison

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Meet Joe Black Quotes

Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

William Parrish

Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

Joe Black