
Meet Joe Black Quotes
Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: Death and taxes?
Drew: Yes.
Joe Black: What an odd pairing.
I should have my head examined again.
Allison
William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.
When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
William Parrish
Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent.
Joe Black: Death and Taxes.
Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.
William Parrish
Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.