Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I’m not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin’ to shish kebab your ass.

Xerxes

I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Leonidas

Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

Leonidas

Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Urban Girl

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that?
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Rambo: Have you seen the new Rambo movie?
Paris Hilton: Have you seen a shower?

Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!

Traitoro

You got served.

Leonidas

What you laughin' at, cracka?

Mumbles

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Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I’m not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

You got served.

Leonidas