I'm a Hilton, I don't bow... but I do bend over.

Paris Hilton

Stop kicking people into the pit of death! Honestly!

Traitoro

What you laughin' at, cracka?

Mumbles

Messenger: [Leonidas has kissed the Persian's messenger on the mouth] What was that?
Leonidas: That is how men great each other in Sparta: high-fives for the women and open-mouthed tongue kisses for the men!

Yo mamas so fat, her pant size is, um... um... Bitch, lose some weight!

Urban Girl

Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!

Leonidas

I'm assembling an army to go to war with Persia. I'm going to take them in the rear... and then I'm gonna reach around, and I'm gonna take them again from the front!

Leonidas

I tell you kid, you got balls. I come over here with a big army, we're goin’ to shish kebab your ass.

Xerxes

Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I’m not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

You got served.

Leonidas

Rambo: Have you seen the new Rambo movie?
Paris Hilton: Have you seen a shower?

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Meet the Spartans Quotes

Leonidas: Adjust you sword boy, it's digging into my back.
Sonio: But I’m not wearing my sword.
Leonidas: [pause] Carry on then.

You got served.

Leonidas