Go faster, make this thing go faster...!Roxanne Ritchi
Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us...
[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...
Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!
Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!
Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...
Lady Scott: A baby!
[holds infant Metro Man in her hands]
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, I saw it in the store and thought you'd love it.
Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!
[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!Titan
Megamind: She's using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets! Very smart. But such tricks... won't work... on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOO predictable!
Would it kill you to wash the bag?Roxanne Ritchi