[Megamind and Minion break into a restaurant... ]
Megamind: [takes a seat] Table for two!
[everyone cringes]
Megamind: What? What?

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[to Metro City denizens] Consider yourselves, under new management!

Titan

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Even fate chooses its favorites...

Megamind

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Roxanne Ritchi: [smashes a guitar on Metro Man's head] You left us in the hands of... HIM!
[points at Megamind]
Roxanne Ritchi: [to Megamind] No offense.
Megamind: No, I'm with you!

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Roxanne Ritchi: [looking around Megamind's lair] Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
Minion: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in...
Megamind: Don't answer her!

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I make bad look *so good*!

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Megamind: She's using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets! Very smart. But such tricks... won't work... on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!
Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOO predictable!

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[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Titan

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Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!

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Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...

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Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!

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[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...

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