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Megamind

Roxanne Ritchi: [looking around Megamind's lair] Is there some kind of nerdy supervillain website where you get Tesla coils and blinky dials?
Minion: Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in...
Megamind: Don't answer her!

Megamind: In case you've noticed, you've fallen right into my trap!
Metro Man: You can't trap justice! It's an idea, a BELIEF!
Megamind: Even the most heartfelt belief can get corroded with crime!
Metro Man: Justice is a non-corrosive metal!
Megamind: But metals can be melted, by the heat of revanche!
Metro Man: It's REVENGE, and it's best served cold!
Megamind: But it can be easily reheated, in the microwave of evil!
Metro Man: Well, I think your warranty's about to expire!
Megamind: Maybe I got an extended warranty!
Metro Man: Warranties are invalid, if used beyond their intended purpose!
Roxanne Ritchi: [exasperated] Girls, girls, you're both pretty! Can I go home now!

I make bad look *so good*!

Megamind: She's using her nosy reporter skills to find out all our secrets! Very smart. But such tricks... won't work... on me.
Roxanne Ritchi: [sarcastic] Please talk slower.
Megamind: Temptress!
Roxanne Ritchi: What secrets? You're SOO predictable!

[catching Roxanne] What were you saying? I'm sorry, I was too busy saving your life!

Titan

Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!

Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...

Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!

[as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...

Roxanne Ritchi: I knew you'd come back!
Megamind: Well, that makes one of us...

Megamind: I had a fairly standard childhood. My parents couldn't wait to get me out of the house...
[Just before a planet is pulled into a black hole, a couple places their child in a rocket ship and prophesize greatness in his future]
Megamind: It was a high expectation to place on an eight-day old...
[Just as the rocket ship leaves, another planet that gets pulled into the hole sends off their own rocket ship, and the two collide with each other and race to Earth]
Megamind: It turned out a family in the Proxima quadrant had the same idea. That was when I met Mr Goody-Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivalry was born!

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Megamind Quotes

[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work]
Minion: [checking the can] It's out!
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[knocks out Hal with the stick]

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]