Go faster, make this thing go faster...!

Roxanne Ritchi

All right, put your hands in the air!

Metro Man

Yeah, Metro City!

Metro Man

Megamind: This will be the last you ever see of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
Metro Man: Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] You have to find her first, Metro Man!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the coastline observatory!
Megamind: No, no! Don't listen to her!

Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: You call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever]
Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: Booyah!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Megamind: So scary...
[activites a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [brings up a chainsaw] This one's kind of...
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Yeah, the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deadlius"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into MegaMind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!

[to Roxanne] I've been watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...

Hal

Megamind: Miss Ritchi, we meet again.
Roxanne Ritchi: Oh... it's only you!

Megamind: You can scream all you wish, Miss Ritchi, I'm afraid no one can hear you!... Uh, why isn't she screaming?
Minion: Miss Ritchi, if you don't mind...

Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, all right?

[looking at a charred caped skeleton]
Minion: You did it, sir.
Megamind: I did it...

Metro City is MINE!

Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!

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Megamind Quotes

[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work]
Minion: [checking the can] It's out!
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[knocks out Hal with the stick]

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]