[looking at a charred caped skeleton]
Minion: You did it, sir.
Megamind: I did it...

Metro City is MINE!

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

I'm so tired of running rampant in the streets...

Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!

[smarmy] Hey, Metro City!

Metro Man

What shall we do when evil runs rampant in the streets?

Roxanne Ritchi

[playing with a car] Look out, we're gonna crash!

Megamind: [about Titan] He'll destroy the whole city!
Metro Man: I'm sorry. I'm finally free to get in touch with my TRUE power... making awesome music!
[strums a guitar]
Megamind: You're kidding, right?

[on the phone, in Hindi] Bolo?

  • Permalink: Bolo?
  • Recent Views: 0

Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!

Minion

Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...

FREE Movie Newsletter

Megamind Quotes

[as children, Metro Man is given stars from the teacher, while Megamind is made to stand in a corner]
Megamind: No matter what happened, I wa always the last chosen, the odd one out, the black sheep... the bad boy. Was this my destiny?... Wait. Maybe it WAS! Being bad is the one thing I'm good at! Then it hit me: if I was the bad boy, then I was going to be the baddest boy of them ALL!
[sets off a chemical explosion in the schoolhouse]
Megamind: I was destined to be a supervillain, and we were destined to be rivals! The die was cast! And so began an epic enduring lifelong career... and I LOVED IT!

Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: Wow.
Megamind: You've been blessed with unfathomable powers.
Hal: What kind of power?
Megamind: Unfathomable. It's like, uh, without fathom...