[looking at a charred caped skeleton]
Minion: You did it, sir.
Megamind: I did it...

Metro City is MINE!

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!

I'm so tired of running rampant in the streets...

[smarmy] Hey, Metro City!

Metro Man

What shall we do when evil runs rampant in the streets?

Roxanne Ritchi

[playing with a car] Look out, we're gonna crash!

Megamind: [about Titan] He'll destroy the whole city!
Metro Man: I'm sorry. I'm finally free to get in touch with my TRUE power... making awesome music!
[strums a guitar]
Megamind: You're kidding, right?

[on the phone, in Hindi] Bolo?

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Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!


Minion: So what's the plan, sir?
Megamind: I have no idea!

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Megamind Quotes

[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work]
Minion: [checking the can] It's out!
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[knocks out Hal with the stick]

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]