Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]

[Titan hurls a skyscraper]
Roxanne Ritchi: What's the plan?
Megamind: It mostly involves *not dying*!
Roxanne Ritchi: That's a good plan, I like that plan...!

Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]

Let the showdown begin!

Just a few alterations, and I will be done with your cape! I'm calling it, the Black Mambaaaaa...!

Minion

[on the phone, in Hindi] Bolo?

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Megamind: [about Titan] He'll destroy the whole city!
Metro Man: I'm sorry. I'm finally free to get in touch with my TRUE power... making awesome music!
[strums a guitar]
Megamind: You're kidding, right?

[playing with a car] Look out, we're gonna crash!

What shall we do when evil runs rampant in the streets?

Roxanne Ritchi

[smarmy] Hey, Metro City!

Metro Man

Megamind: Quick, disguise.
[Megamind activates a hologram, while Minion puts on an apron and wig]
Minion: What?
Megamind: [sarcastic] You look fantastic.

I'm so tired of running rampant in the streets...

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Megamind Quotes

[capturing a terrified Hal]
Megamind: Use the spray!
[Minion uses a can of chloroform spray, but it doesn't work]
Minion: [checking the can] It's out!
Megamind: Well, use the forget-me stick!
Minion: Oh, right!
[knocks out Hal with the stick]

Metro Man: Check this out...
[plays guitar and sings]
Metro Man: [singing] I got eyes, that can see, right through lead... huh?
[Megamind and Roxanne scream]