I can't sleep any more. It's too much like death.

Cosmo Castorini

[uncomfortable silence at kitchen table] Someone, tell a joke...

Old Man

You have such a head for knowing!


Birds fly to the stars - I guess...

Cosmo Castorini

I ain't no freakin' monument to justice! I lost my hand! I lost my bride! Johnny has his hand! Johnny has his bride! You want me to take my heartache, put it away and forget?

Ronny Cammareri

Pardon me folks. That was just a very attractive mental patient.


Now he's going to play that damn Vicki Carr record, and when he comes to bed he won't touch me.


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Moonstruck Quotes

La bella luna! The moon brings the woman to the man. Capice?

Old Man

You... you got a love bite on your neck. He's coming back this morning, what's the matter with you? You're life's going down the toilet! Cover up that damn thing! Come on, put some make-up on it!

Rose Castorini