Popular Mr. & Mrs. Smith Quotes
John Smith: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane Smith: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.
I was never in the peace corps.Jane Smith
John Smith: [talking about their predicament] So what do we do, Jane? Shoot it out here? Hope for the best?
Jane Smith: Well, that would be bad because they would probably ask me to leave once you are dead.
Jane Smith: [dancing with John, he's just finished searching her for weapons] Satisfied?
John Smith: Not for years.
John Smith: That left of yours is a thing of beauty.
Jane Smith: Mmm. You take it well.
John Smith: You live with your mom, Eddie.
Eddie: [offended] Why would you bring her into this, she happens to be a first class lady!
John Smith: Come to Daddy.
Jane Smith: [after she bashes him with a teapot and headbutts him] Who's your Daddy now?
Eddie: You gotta take this bitch out!
John Smith: Don't tell me how to handle my wife.
John Smith: Dance with me.
Jane Smith: You don't dance.
John Smith: It was just my cover, sweetheart.
Jane Smith: Was sloth your cover too?
Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!John Smith
[after firing a rocket launcher] We should so not be allowed to buy these.John Smith
Eddie: Tell me you got smart and that you killed that lying bitch.
Jane Smith: This lying bitch?
Eddie: Guess that was just wishful thinking.