Mr. Earl Brooks: [about Mr. Smith] Maybe I should drive over there and pick him up.
Marshall: No, just honk. Maybe he'll get killed crossing the street. Save us the mess of doing it.
[Both start laughing. Then, Mr. Brooks honks the horn and Mr. Smith nearly gets hit by a car while crossing]
Mr. Earl Brooks: Almost.

You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.

Mr. Earl Brooks

[upon seeing that he was photographed murdering two people]
Mr. Earl Brooks: You see that, Marshall? That's why I didn't want to do the dance couple.
Marshall: Stop your fucking whining, Earl. You enjoyed doing that couple just as much as I did, and look at the bright side - he came to us. He didn't go to the cops. If he tries to shake us down, we kill him. Period. We make it fun, but we kill him! End of story.

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Mr. Brooks Quotes

I don't enjoy killing, Mr. Smith. I do it because I'm addicted to it.

Mr. Earl Brooks

You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.

Mr. Earl Brooks