I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems.

Alex Fletcher

You seem angry - click your pen!

Alex Fletcher

Just a little bit louder, because this song is intended for humans, okay? Way Back Into Love, take two.

Alex Fletcher

I like your roof. It's good that its upstairs.

Alex Fletcher

Alex Fletcher: The best time I've had in the last fifteen years was sitting at that piano with you.
Sophie Fisher: That's wonderfully sensitive... especially from a man who wears such tight pants.
Alex Fletcher: It forces all the blood to my heart.

Alex Fletcher: [singing] Sleeping with a clown above my bed...
[spoken]
Alex Fletcher: "Clown" is not right
Sophie Fisher: That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed?
Alex Fletcher: It would not be the first time.

My face is in the butter.

Alex Fletcher

Are you trying to tell me that you enjoyed that orgasm set to the "Gandhi" Soundtrack?

Sophie Fisher

People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. it NEVER happens. You could make relationship history!

Alex Fletcher

Anybody see 'Battle of the 80's has-beens' last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch.

Alex Fletcher

The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating.

Alex Fletcher

Alex Fletcher: Theoretically, I could pick you up because I will be taking a cab.
Sophie Fisher: I could be standing outside at 9:40 in bright orange clothes, so you wouldn't miss me...
Alex Fletcher: Oh good, you'll get some road work done while you wait then.

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Music and Lyrics Quotes

[while performing] Girls, tell me something... Are these pants a bit too tight?

Alex Fletcher

Alex Fletcher: [singing] Sleeping with a clown above my bed...
[spoken]
Alex Fletcher: "Clown" is not right
Sophie Fisher: That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed?
Alex Fletcher: It would not be the first time.