My Best Friend's Girl Quotes
Tank: I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in.
Alexis: Well I would kick you in the dick, but my foot might get Herpes.
The truth will set you free but before it does; It's gonna piss you off!Professor Turner
She's gonna cry tears that form "call Dusty".Tank
[sitting watching "Ghost" and crying] God, I'm a fag.Tank