Eliza? Where the devil are my slippers?

Professor Henry Higgins

Professor Henry Higgins: Have some chocolates, Eliza.
Eliza Doolittle: [halting, tempted] 'Ow do I know what might be in 'em? I've 'eard o' girls bein' drugged by the likes o' you.
Professor Henry Higgins: [Takes a chocolate and breaks it in half] Pledge of good faith. I'll take one half...
[puts one half into his mouth and bolts it; then pops the other half into Eliza's mouth]
Professor Henry Higgins: And you take the other. You'll have boxes of them, barrels of them. You'll live on them, eh?
Eliza Doolittle: [Eliza chews hesitatingly] I wouldn't've et it, only I'm too ladylike to take it out o' me mouth.
Professor Henry Higgins: Think of it, Eliza. Think of chocolates. And taxis...! And gold! And diamonds!
Eliza Doolittle: Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo! I don't want no gold and no diamonds! I'm a good girl, I am!

Shall we ask this baggage to sit down or shall we just throw her out of the window?

Professor Henry Higgins

And I say, them 'as pinched it, done her in.

Eliza Doolittle

Damn Mrs. Pearce; damn the coffee; and damn you!

Professor Henry Higgins

You oughta be stuffed with nails, you ought!

Eliza Doolittle

There even are places where English completely disappears; in America they haven't used it for years.

Professor Henry Higgins

I've learned something from your idiotic notions, I confess that; humbly and gratefully.

Professor Henry Higgins

The French don't care what they do actually, as long as they pronounce it properly.

Professor Henry Higgins

There can't be any feeling between the likes of me and the likes of you.

Eliza Doolittle

You impudent hussy!

Professor Henry Higgins

Professor Henry Higgins: May I ask, do you complain of your treatment here?
Eliza Doolittle: No.
Professor Henry Higgins: Has anyone behaved badly? Colonel Pickering, Mrs. Pearce?
Eliza Doolittle: No.
Professor Henry Higgins: You certainly don't pretend that I have treated you badly?
Eliza Doolittle: No.

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My Fair Lady Quotes

[singing] Women are irrational, that's all there is to that! Their heads are full of cotton, hay, and rags. They're nothing but exasperating, irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating, maddening and infuriating hags!

Professor Henry Higgins

Come on, Dover! Come on, Dover! Move your bloomin' arse!

Eliza Doolittle