Popular My Fair Lady Quotes
You might marry, you know. You see, Eliza, all men are not confirmed old bachelors like myself and the Colonel. Most men are the marrying sort, poor devils. And you're not bad-looking; you're really quite a pleasure to look at sometimes. Not now, of course, when you've been crying, you look like the very devil; but when you're all right, and quite yourself, you're what I would call... attractive.Professor Henry Higgins
Professor Henry Higgins: Have some chocolates, Eliza.
Eliza Doolittle: [halting, tempted] 'Ow do I know what might be in 'em? I've 'eard o' girls bein' drugged by the likes o' you.
Professor Henry Higgins: [Takes a chocolate and breaks it in half] Pledge of good faith. I'll take one half...
[puts one half into his mouth and bolts it; then pops the other half into Eliza's mouth]
Professor Henry Higgins: And you take the other. You'll have boxes of them, barrels of them. You'll live on them, eh?
Eliza Doolittle: [Eliza chews hesitatingly] I wouldn't've et it, only I'm too ladylike to take it out o' me mouth.
Professor Henry Higgins: Think of it, Eliza. Think of chocolates. And taxis...! And gold! And diamonds!
Eliza Doolittle: Ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo! I don't want no gold and no diamonds! I'm a good girl, I am!
Shall we ask this baggage to sit down or shall we just throw her out of the window?Professor Henry Higgins
And I say, them 'as pinched it, done her in.Eliza Doolittle
Damn Mrs. Pearce; damn the coffee; and damn you!Professor Henry Higgins
You oughta be stuffed with nails, you ought!Eliza Doolittle
There even are places where English completely disappears; in America they haven't used it for years.Professor Henry Higgins
By George, Eliza, the streets will be strewn with the bodies of men shooting themselves for your sake before I'm done with you.Professor Henry Higgins
I've learned something from your idiotic notions, I confess that; humbly and gratefully.Professor Henry Higgins
The French don't care what they do actually, as long as they pronounce it properly.Professor Henry Higgins
There can't be any feeling between the likes of me and the likes of you.Eliza Doolittle
You impudent hussy!Professor Henry Higgins