Our Idiot Brother Quotes
I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.Ned
Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!Natalie
Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?
Miranda: Well, come on Liz, I mean look, I don't know, what's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts, you know. And you're wearing plastic shoes and, I mean, what's this shirt even made of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See, isn't that a food? You're wearing food!
Your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks.Ned
I gotta get back to work on the "tomnion." It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion.Ned
They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.Ned
[to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.Ned