[to his parol officer] I broke down, I went and smoked with the kid that lives across the street from me.

Ned

They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.

Ned

I gotta get back to work on the "tomnion." It's a cross-pollination between a tomato and an onion.

Ned

Your personality gets in the way of your looks. Your very good looks.

Ned

Miranda: Well, come on Liz, I mean look, I don't know, what's going on with your hair here? It's like a science experiment back there. And I know you own contacts, you know. And you're wearing plastic shoes and, I mean, what's this shirt even made of?
Liz: It's flax.
Miranda: See, isn't that a food? You're wearing food!

Cindy: Who's the man Ned?
Ned: Me.
Cindy: Yes. Say it, who's the man?
Ned: Who's the man?

Our idiot brother just ruined my freaking life!

Natalie

I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.

Ned

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Our Idiot Brother Quotes

I like to think that if you put your trust out there, I mean if you really give people the benefit of the doubt and see their best intentions, people will rise to the occasion.

Ned

They let me go early! I won 'Most cooperative inmate' four months running.

Ned

Our Idiot Brother Review

Our Idiot Brother is equally a typical dysfunctional family film and a heartwarming comedy. Not an easy combination for any flick, but...

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