Mystery Men Quotes
Mr. Furious: I just want to be there when the team rescues Amazing.
Monica: Well, you could go back.
Mr. Furious: Actually, I can't. I just left this morning.
Hey Dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men.Invisible Boy
All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.The Blue Raja
I Also have this theme song. Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!Waffler
Everyone heard me say reset button.Mr. Furious
...I will fork-give you if you fork-get. Haha... who's next?The Blue Raja
Sally: You're LATE!
Mr. Furious: 'Morning, Sally. I'm sorry I was late; I was up all night defending the city from evil, but I'm sure you don't care about that.
Sally: Work starts at NINE! It's *nine-twenty five*!
The Shoveller: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly. Do you know billionaire Lance Hunt?
Capt. Amazing: [whispers] It's me.
[the Shoveller looks surprised, and Capt. Amazing laughs]
Capt. Amazing: Naw, I'm kidding with you, I've always wanted to do that.
[Listing superheroes he has met] Let me see, who else have I met? There's The Pincer, The Pickler, Princess Headbutt, um... White Flight And The Black Menace - they work together.Invisible Boy
This is egg salad. It's loaded with cholesterol, the wife won't even let me touch it. It hardly seems to matter now 'cause, chances are, we're already dead. Amazing is gone, there's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is *us*!The Shoveller
The Shoveller: Doctor, you *are* a genius.
Dr. Heller: That's what the card says.
I forgot my address book. Have you seen it? It's denim... with a kitten on the front... says "hang tough"...Mr. Furious