Favorite Mystery Men Quotes
We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.The Sphinx
This is egg salad. It's loaded with cholesterol, the wife won't even let me touch it. It hardly seems to matter now 'cause, chances are, we're already dead. Amazing is gone, there's no use waiting for the cavalry, because as of this moment, the cavalry is *us*!The Shoveller
You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.The Sphinx
Maybe you should put some shorts on or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.The Bowler
Mr. Furious: I'm a Pantera's box you do not wanna open.
Casanova Frankenstein: It is "Pandora."
Mr. Furious: Please don't correct me, it sickens me.
The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks offscreen, a small boy wearing a Captain Amazing T-shirt hugs The Shoveller's leg]
Roland, The Shoveler's Son: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling from off-screen] Roland, do *not* encourage your father.
We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.The Shoveller
Mr. Furious: Okay, am I the only one who finds these sayings just a little bit formulaic? "If you want to push something down, you have to pull it up. If you want to go left, you have to go right." It's...
The Sphinx: Your temper is very quick, my friend. But until you learn to master your rage...
Mr. Furious: ...your rage will become your master? That's what you were going to say. Right? Right?
The Sphinx: Not necessarily.
He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.The Sphinx
You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.The Sphinx
You must've torn out the "Q" section in my dictionary, because I don't know the meaning of the word "quit".Mr. Furious
We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.The Shoveller