Don't mess with the volcano my man, 'cause I will go Pompeii on your... butt.

Mr. Furious

We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.

The Shoveller

You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

The Sphinx

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

The Sphinx

See now, this is why mad scientists are generally less desirable than your common or garden variety scientist.

The Bowler

We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not bickering.

The Shoveller

There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry.

The Bowler

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

The Sphinx

After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious

Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone

Mr. Furious

The Blue Raja: Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What *will* the bridge club say?
Blue Raja's mother: You need more forks?

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

The Sphinx

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Mystery Men Quotes

The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks offscreen, a small boy wearing a Captain Amazing T-shirt hugs The Shoveller's leg]
Roland, The Shoveler's Son: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling from off-screen] Roland, do *not* encourage your father.

We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.

The Sphinx