We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.

The Shoveller

I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.

Mr. Furious

You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack.

The Sphinx

Lucille: If just one person vomits in my pool, I'm divorcing you.
The Shoveller: That's fair.

He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions.

The Sphinx

To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn.

The Sphinx

After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.

Mr. Furious

The Blue Raja: Your boy's a limey fork-flinger, Mother. What *will* the bridge club say?
Blue Raja's mother: You need more forks?

Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone

Mr. Furious

There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen, I'm sorry.

The Bowler

I would like to dedicate my victory to supporters of local music and those who seek out independent films.

The Bowler

When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.

The Sphinx

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Mystery Men Quotes

You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums.

The Sphinx

The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks offscreen, a small boy wearing a Captain Amazing T-shirt hugs The Shoveller's leg]
Roland, The Shoveler's Son: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling from off-screen] Roland, do *not* encourage your father.