Favorite Mystery Men Quotes
Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides... alone
Mr. Furious
I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?
Casanova Frankenstein
I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.
The Blue Raja
Dr. Heller: That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.
A fish-fork is no match for my machine!
Casanova Frankenstein
May the forks be with us.
The Blue Raja
Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica: At all.
[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.
The Bowler
Okay. Right now, I'm kinda like a powder keg, and you're the match.
Mr. Furious
We fight crime. Call it what you will.
The Shoveller
Dr. Heller: If you're gonna bust into that mansion, you're gonna need more than a station wagon.
Mr. Furious: At the auto yard, there's this old Herkimer Battle Jitney. Sally's always telling me to junk it!
Dr. Heller: Wait! You have a Herkimer Battle Jitney? That's the finest nonlethal military vehicle ever made!
[the Spleen is shot in the rear]
The Spleen: I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS. I CAN'T FEEL MY ASS.
Invisible Boy: Does your power still work?
The Spleen: Uh-oh, weapons check. Pull my fingers.
[Invisible Boy pulls. Spleen lets loose a wind of gas, wiping out an entire gang]
The Spleen: It'll do.
