
Favorite Mystery Men Quotes
The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.
The Bowler
I forgot my address book. Have you seen it? It's denim... with a kitten on the front... says "hang tough"...
Mr. Furious
The Shoveller: Doctor, you *are* a genius.
Dr. Heller: That's what the card says.
The Shoveller: Watch it, Spleen, you're going to kill someone with that thing!
Dr. Heller: Oh, no, no, no. All these weapons are completely non-lethal.
The Bowler: Wow. How wonderfully eccentric while simultaneously being a complete waste of our time. Good day, sir. I say good day.
[Listing superheroes he has met] Let me see, who else have I met? There's The Pincer, The Pickler, Princess Headbutt, um... White Flight And The Black Menace - they work together.
Invisible Boy
The Shoveller: Captain, I'm just going to ask you directly. Do you know billionaire Lance Hunt?
Capt. Amazing: [whispers] It's me.
[the Shoveller looks surprised, and Capt. Amazing laughs]
Capt. Amazing: Naw, I'm kidding with you, I've always wanted to do that.
Sally: You're LATE!
Mr. Furious: 'Morning, Sally. I'm sorry I was late; I was up all night defending the city from evil, but I'm sure you don't care about that.
Sally: Work starts at NINE! It's *nine-twenty five*!
...I will fork-give you if you fork-get. Haha... who's next?
The Blue Raja
Everyone heard me say reset button.
Mr. Furious
I Also have this theme song. Waffle Man! Gold and crispy! Bad Guys Are History!
Waffler
All I'm saying is, when we split the cheque three ways the steak-eater picks the pocket of the salad-man.
The Blue Raja
Hey Dad, I'm going to my room with three strange men.
Invisible Boy