Popular Mystery Men Quotes
We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.The Shoveller
The Shoveller: All right, I'll take point, you two flank. Let's triangulate.
The Spleen: Equilateral or isosceles?
We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.The Sphinx
The police ruled my father's death a suicide. They said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.The Bowler
After all, I am a ticking time bomb of fury.Mr. Furious
I... am the Waffler. With my griddle of justice, I BASH the enemy in the head, or I burn them like so! I also have some truth syrup, which is low in fat.Waffler
A fish-fork is no match for my machine!Casanova Frankenstein
Dr. Heller: That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.Mr. Furious
The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks offscreen, a small boy wearing a Captain Amazing T-shirt hugs The Shoveller's leg]
Roland, The Shoveler's Son: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling from off-screen] Roland, do *not* encourage your father.
We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.The Shoveller
Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica: At all.