Mystery Men Quotes
Okay. Right now, I'm kinda like a powder keg, and you're the match.Mr. Furious
[to her father's skull, after avenging his death] OK, now I'm going back to graduate school. That was the agreement.The Bowler
The Shoveller: Lucille, God gave me a gift. I shovel well. I shovel very well.
Lucille: Honey, you shovel better than any man I've ever known, but that does not make you a super hero.
[the Shoveller starts to say something, but Lucille cuts him off]
Lucille: No, listen to me. You're a good husband, and a good father. But that's all. Nothing more.
[she walks offscreen, a small boy wearing a Captain Amazing T-shirt hugs The Shoveller's leg]
Roland, The Shoveler's Son: I believe in you, Daddy!
Lucille: [calling from off-screen] Roland, do *not* encourage your father.
We're not your classic heros. We're the other guys.The Shoveller
Monica: I don't find you threatening.
Mr. Furious: Oh! Well, you're very, uh... you're very, uh... kind.
Monica: At all.
I have created a beautiful machine that is going to encourage our fellow citizens to share my vision of the future! Can you dig it?Casanova Frankenstein
A fish-fork is no match for my machine!Casanova Frankenstein
Dr. Heller: That's a high-temperature fabric adhesive liquid projector, based on simple dry-cleaning technology. You aim that at a guy, and I'll tell you something: his clothes get so tight he can't even breathe.
I'm a superhero, Mother. An effete British superhero.The Blue Raja
We are number one. All others are number two, or lower.The Sphinx
I don't need a compass to know which way the wind shines.Mr. Furious
We've got a blind date with Destiny - and it looks like she's ordered the lobster.The Shoveller