Popular Nacho Libre Quotes
Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?
See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'.
Nacho: Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse.
Esqueleto: Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?
Nacho: These are my recreation clothes.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: They look expensive.
Nacho: Thank you.
[singing] I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears.
Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus.
Nacho: Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?
Esqueleto: They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this.
Nacho: But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on!
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?
Nacho: I have been here. I have been sleeping.
Sister EncarnaciÃ³n: In a frilly shirt and slacks?
Nacho: They are my PJ's
I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night... for some toast.
Nacho: [after lifting Esqueleto over the wall at Ramses party] What about me?
Esqueleto: I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat.
Nacho: Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?
They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!