Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name? ... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired.

Caroline

We're close enough to the curb now. We're right on it.

Norah: This is amazing! You are literally like my musical soul mate.
Nick: Maybe I'll take this for a bit and you can just focus on driving.
Norah: What? You don't like my sweet grooves?

Also that mix CD...uh that I left on your doorstep was the last one that I'll be making for you. More or less...

Caroline: I found Jesus!
Norah: What?
Caroline: Jesus!
Caroline: He's much taller in person...

Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?

Thom

Why would you buy these pants?

I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

[about the concert]
Norah: Are you sorry we missed it?
Nick: No. This is it.
[they kiss]

It was a great night, my hetero heroine.

Dev

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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Quotes

Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?

Thom

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Review

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