[leaving a message on his girlfriend's phone] I think we both said some things we didn't mean, like...when you broke up with me...on my b-day.

Um... hi. I'm Caroline. What's your name? ... You know what, that's okay. You don't have to tell me. It's been like one of those nights, you know? I was with my friend Norah, who you don't know, but you'd really like her because everybody likes Norah and she... left me tonight which is - she never does that and then I was kidnapped. And then, she... usually when I go home with her she... she makes me a turkey sandwich when I get home, but I might never get home, you know? And I'm so tired.

Caroline

If you don't have a drummer, then why do you have drums you fist-full of assholes?

Let's dance, douche bag!

Nick: You two must be great friends.
Norah: Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.

It was a great night, my hetero heroine.

Dev

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