You don't have to yell. It's not a train station. We're in a tiny car.

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

Let's dance, douche bag!

Thom: Would someone mind telling me where we're going?
Norah: You know how some people like to eat at the same places?
Nick: Yeah.
Norah: Well Caroline likes to puke in the same places.

Nick: You two must be great friends.
Norah: Yeah, I'm a great friend. It's always been like this. I'm the squire in Caroline's never-ending quest for attention.

It was a great night, my hetero heroine.

Dev

[about the concert]
Norah: Are you sorry we missed it?
Nick: No. This is it.
[they kiss]

Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

I never wash my pants. I like to keep the night on them.

Why would you buy these pants?

Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?

Thom

Caroline: I found Jesus!
Norah: What?
Caroline: Jesus!
Caroline: He's much taller in person...

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Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Quotes

Since when does a queen need an excuse to sing?

Thom

I love you so much, it's retarded.

Drunk Guy in Yugo

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Review

It should be noted, before we get into an in-depth review of Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, that we're unabashed Michael Cera fans....

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