You're crazier than a road lizard.

Jedediah

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Kah Mun Rah

Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.

Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!

General George Armstrong Custer

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.

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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker