We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker

Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.

Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.

Jedediah

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.

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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker