Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Kah Mun Rah

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

You're crazier than a road lizard.

Jedediah

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jedediah

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.

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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker