Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker

Well, if it ain't Mr. "Big-in-the-Britches", himself!

Jedediah

General George Armstrong Custer: Any questions?
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer: [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea: That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sacajamea?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea: No.
General George Armstrong Custer: Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished.

Kah Mun Rah: [dramatically] I have come back to life!
Larry Daley: No, I heard that. I got that. Welcome back.

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

I didn't call you because we were in trouble... okay, we were in a pickle. But it wouldn't be the first time a had to fast talk my way out of a jam! I called you because you needed us.

Jedediah

Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.
Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing is good.

Larry Daley: A good place to check out is the miniatures.
Woman: Can you take me there? I always get lost.

The Thinker: I'm thinkin'...
Larry Daley: This is hopeless.

Amelia Earhart: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?

We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!

General George Armstrong Custer

General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker