General George Armstrong Custer: I'm a failure.
Larry Daley: No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer: No? Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

Kah Mun Rah: Any questions?
Al Capone: Ya. Why are you wearing a dress?
Kah Mun Rah: It's not a dress. It's a TUNIC!

Amelia Earhart: I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake.
Larry Daley: I can explain that.

Who ever you are Archie Bunker, you have a very comfortable throne.

Kah Mun Rah

[in awe] Great Gatsby!

Amelia Earhart

You're crazier than a road lizard.


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Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Quotes

In some countries, my hair is considered currency.

General George Armstrong Custer

Hey baby, check out the gun show going on over here. BOOM BOOM! Firepower!

The Thinker